“WIKILEAKS CABLE COMPARES ANNA NICOLE SMITH TO HURRICANE, SAYS WREAKED HAVOC IN BAHAMAS”
— Sun-sentinel.com

“ ‘FOX AND FRIENDS’ CAPTION CALLS ELIE WIESEL A ‘HOLOCAUST WINNER’ ”
— Popeater.com

“WEB LEGEND ‘TRON GUY’ BANNED FROM SEEING TRON: LEGACY IN FAMED SUIT”
— Time.com

“MAPLE LEAFS FAN BANNED FOR TOSSING WAFFLES ON ICE”
— Myfoxchicago.com

“OH NO! ROBERT PATTINSON CHIPPED HIS TOOTH!”
— Eonline.com

“FLOOR OF WEIGHT WATCHERS CLINIC COLLAPSES DURING WEIGH-IN”
— Inquisitr.com

“POLICE SAY GEORGIA MOM FORCED SON TO KILL HAMSTER”
— Foxnews.com

“THE COSMO HEALTH REPORT: IS BEING TOO NICE MAKING YOU SICK?”
— Cosmopolitan

“HIPSTERS ON FOOD STAMPS”
— Salon.com

“KFC TO INTRODUCE BREADLESS CHICKEN SANDWICH”
— Miamiherald.com

“GWYNETH PALTROW IS FILLED WITH HATE”
— Huffingtonpost.com

“DIAPER JEANS: FOR BABIES WHO POOP IN STYLE”
— Jezebel.com

“FAU PROFESSOR DEAD FIVE YEARS NAMED IN BP’S DISASTER PLAN”
— Tcpalm.com

“JOHN MCCAIN: I WOULD NEVER TAX SNOOKI’S TANNING BED”
— Cnn.com

“MAHMOUD AHMADINEJAD ATTACKS OCTOPUS PAUL”
— Telegraph.co.uk

“FACEBOOK LAUNCHES ‘CHECK-IN’ SERVICE TO CONNECT PEOPLE IN REAL SPACE”
— Wired.com

“WHAT TO DO WHEN BODY PARTS FALL OFF”
— Cnn.com

“COURTENEY AND DAVID: THE WAY THEY WERE”
— Usmagazine.com

“NORTH KOREA’S WORLD CUP SOCCER COACH REPORTEDLY FORCED TO BECOME A CONSTRUCTION WORKER”
— Huffingtonpost.com

“PRESIDENT OBAMA CALLS AFRICAN-AMERICANS ‘A MONGREL PEOPLE’ ”
— Thehill.com

“GINGRICH EXPECTS PALIN TO RUN IN 2012″
— Drudgereport.com

“NM GOVERNOR CONSIDERS PARDON FOR BILLY THE KID”
— Yahoo.com

“TERRY SAVAGE, SUN-TIMES COLUMNIST, YELLS AT LITTLE GIRLS AT LEMONADE STAND”
— Huffingtonpost.com

“HUFFINGTON POST PUBLISHES ANTI-DARWIN SMEARS FROM CREATIONIST THINK TANK”
— Salon.com

“SHRIMP GET HIGH ON PROZAC AS ANTIDEPRESSANTS FLOOD BRITISH WATERS, STUDY FINDS”
— Foxnews.com

“DRESS LIKE A COW, GET FREE CHICK-FIL-A”
— Sun-sentinel.com

“BE PATRIOTIC! EAT HOT DOGS AT DANIA JULY 3!”
— Sun-sentinel.com

“BIEBER IS NEITHER DEAD NOR IN THE ILLUMINATI, HE CONFIRMS”
— Cnn.com

“FOX ON SEX: FOR EXTRA SUMMER SIZZLE, GO BARE ‘DOWN THERE’ “
— Foxnews.com

“GLENN BECK: THE PUBLISHING INDUSTRY’S BIGGEST HOPE?”
— Dailyfinance.com

“TRAINER: GWYNETH PALTROW’S WEIGHT SOMETIMES ‘GOES UP’ “
— Usmagazine.com

“CELEBRATE THE DAY AFTER 9/11, WIN A FREE GUN!”
— Salon.com

“NETHERLANDS WORLD CUP FANS IN TROUBLE OVER SKIMPY DRESSES”
— Huffingtonpost.com

“JOHN MCCAIN: I WOULD NEVER TAX SNOOKI’S TANNING BED”
— Cnn.com

“SARAH PALIN BREAST IMPLANTS? BELMONT STAKES APPEARANCE FUELS RUMORS”
— Huffingtonpost.com

“MEET DJ EARWORM, THE MAN BEHIND ‘LIKE, OMG BABY’ ”
— Popeater.com

“FAU PROFESSOR DEAD FIVE YEARS NAMED IN BP’S DISASTER PLAN”
— Sun-sentinel.com

“ ‘DIMPLEPLASTY’ WILL GIVE YOU INDENTATIONS JUST LIKE MARIO LOPEZ”
— Foxnews.com

“SOMETHING HIT JUPITER … AGAIN!”
— Msnbc.com

“WATCH PENGUINS PLAY SOCCER”
— Jezebel.com

“WITH FOURSQUARE, LIFE IS A VIRTUAL GAME”
— Cnn.com

“WILLIE NELSON CUT OFF HIS BUTT-LENGTH BRAIDS”
— Foxnews.com

“ARDI RIZAL, SUMATRAN 2-YEAR-OLD, SMOKES 40 CIGARETTES A DAY”
— Huffingtonpost.com

“ELLEN LAUNCHES NEW RECORD LABEL”
— Cnn.com

“MYSTERY MEAT DISCOVERED IN VAN IN NORTHWEST MIAMI-DADE”
— Miamiherald.com

“MAN HEELS: HIDEOUS OR HIP?”
— Guardian.co.uk

“DAVID HASSELHOFF SWEEPS NEW GAL, 30, OFF HER FEET”
— Popeater.com

“DIAPER JEANS: FOR BABIES WHO POOP IN STYLE”
— Jezebel.com

“FACEBOOK KNOWS WHO YOU’LL HOOK UP WITH”
— Gawker.com